Yellow Eyed Cat
I can't actually ever come up with anything interesting to put here. Whoops.
U.K 18
Currently studying:
Philosophy & Ethics
& Computing


Who the hell is Bucky?

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i have these male-gendered pants that i got for really cheap because they were a factory reject or something.

the reason they were sold as that, is because the pockets were small. The color was fine, there weren’t any holes, or manufacturing defects, it just had pockets like girl jeans.

So to recap, if it has small pockets, it’s ok for girls, but if they’re boy jeans, then it’s a factory flaw and not worth full-price.

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(Source: odysseiarex)

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fellas to my left…honeys on my right…folks who don’t fit into the gender binary levitate above me in cool poses…

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I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things

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Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

(Source: spongecock)

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dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 


(Source: clivas)

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I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time


Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

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Overheard in the halls of Hogwarts [4/4] Inspired by x

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me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
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Imagine Bucky being really self-conscious about his arm until one day a little boy with an artificial leg runs up to him saying that they match. 

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cute names to call your partner this easter


  • bunny
  • spring
  • april
  • duckie
  • jelly bean
  • peep
  • chocolate
  • hot cross buns
  • jesus
  • crucifixion
  • gregorian chant
  • vernal equinox
  • the rebirth of our lord and savior
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200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom)

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How to remove a ring from a swollen finger without cutting it off.

This is amazingly clever, and absolutely needs to be propagated among healthcare professionals; it won’t be useful often, but when it is, it could seriously save lives, because people hold up their own emergency treatment for sentimental and emotional reasons every day in every ER in the world.

My wedding ring was my father’s ring for 32 years of loving marriage before my mother died, and I would not hesitate to tell an EMT to take the finger off and reattach it later if they could before I would let them cut this ring.

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Track: "Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves"
Plays: 111,754 plays


Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

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