Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade
my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it
DA:I’s Character Creator. (x)
Assassin’s Kittens Unity
SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS KITTIESSSS
This is elvish-elvis' fault for making the Han Yolo comment in a previous post. SORRY NOT SORRY
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic
No sugardaddies. No sugar mamas. No sugarbabies. Full socialism in romantic relationships. There are only sugarcomrades.
when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
whenever someone says “bi means two so *biphobe noises*.” i like to imagine them biting into a jellyfish and being remarkably surprised to find they are neither made of jelly nor fish
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
so what kind of theoretical tensile strength are we talkin about here because
Protesters are angry about these strange negotiations to release protesters. What kind of practice is this?
A real statue in Holland. Although it is a statue of Father Christmas, locals will call it butt plug gnome.
god bless butt plug gnome
there’s nothing quite as beautiful as the beach at sunset
These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!
what is this